It is done. One year in Korea and I am heading home.
I am sitting in the Taipei airport using Kristin's computer to entertain myself for 4 hours left of my layover. There is a beautiful sunset here in the R.O.C; it's nice to know that God gives a great show in every country.
Getting here was a bit of a gong show. I'll write you the highlights while they are still in my head.
1. Katy's boss has taken her alien card on the pretense that he needs to return it to immigration to officially declare she is leaving the country.
2. Katy thinks she knows what time her flight leaves. Wrong by 2 hours the wrong way. Getting her to the airport with 45 minutes till take-off.
3. Katy is misdirected by a information booth sending her walking in circles for 10 minutes with all her luggage until she finds the right spot.
4. Aforementioned card is asked for by the ticket counter who is looking at her and looking at the boarding time like "You've got to be kidding me right?" Time is spent asking what they do if she doesn't have this card. They determine they have no idea so they send her through without it.
5. One of her bags is overweight; charge being $100. But there is no time to pay. They will charge you in Taipei.
6. Katy chugs her water in the security line and looks like a duoff doing so.
7. Immigration. Katy is directed to a small office where a man again asks for her card and is puzzled and then laughs when she mentions her boss took it.
8. Man asks for boss' number. Katy doesn't have it either. Man sends Katy outside to wait.
9. Katy waits. She is waved on 10 minutes later.
10. Katy books it to the gate.
11. Katy finds her seat and then looks for a compartment for her very large backpacking pack. It doesn't fit. None of the 3 stewardesses can get it to fit.
12. Katy's bag is transferred to cargo. This she will also be charged for in Taipei.
13. As soon as her bag is off the plane starts. They were waiting for her.
14. Great seat. Emergency aisle. Delicious pork for dinner. Sleep on and off.
15. Get off airplane. Walk under the 10 foot tall sign that reads "Drug trafficking is punishable by death in the R.O.C." She feels welcome.
16. Katy is charged nothing for the overweight luggage or the 3rd bag. Unexpected blessing.
17. She discovers that there is only one place to eat and 30 places to shop in the airport. She is lonely and her bag is heavy. Katy is joyed by free wireless.
18. Katy writes about herself in 3rd person bullet points.
Not home yet. Still an 11 and a half hour plane flight!